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The extreme fetish of having your wife/girlfriend cut off your penis.
Elliott - You getting chopped-off tonight?
Mittch - Oh...heelllll yes.
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when you are consumed in the act of pooing, and are having a jolly good time, and you have to squeeze the poo off early for reasons like a phone call or an I.M., thus leaving you unsatisfied, and with quite a messy bottom to deal with.
1.I have to chop one off, and answer the phone.
2.I chopped a poo off yesturday, and it took me 30 minutes to get all of the doodoo butter off.
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why do you still have your dick, its chop off dick december!
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An indication of genuine, but not extreme, shock or surprise. Best said in a Southern accent.
More savvy users can infuse the phrase with sarcastic meaning, as a variant of "Duh!"
Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!
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When you have taken a lot of MDMA and your jaw clenches uncontrollably
Took two bangers and was off my chops!
feeling really cold. Needing to get warm. At wits end with how cold you are feeling. Aussie slang
Bob said to Harry whilst they were making a fire in the cold mountain terrain "geez Harry I'm freezing me chops off"
a sausage on a plate in the fridge that is off and slimey, no one wants to eat it because it looks like a severed sloppy dick.
did you just eat a chopped off dick