off it

To be off something.

Im pretty off work aye.

Your such a gay cunt, off you.

"I heard someone ripped ya plants man" Yeah, I was pretty off it.

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No Offs

A cool short way of saying 'No offense'

all the kids are saying it down at the pool yard.

can be shortened again to 'Noffs' for the extra lazy/cool

You're face looks like a pile of gourmet dildos, no offs.

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off

OFF, suffix for any swear word, turning it into a dismissal

fuck off
shit off
cunt off
wank off
piss off
twat off
crap off
jizz off
minge off
etc...

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on the off

On the Off is short for on the off occasion, but only used when you don't know how to spell "occasion" OR are just a lazy fucker. I am too

"Hey! do you listen to Kendrick?"
"On the off"

OFF

Acronym - Only Friend Forever.
For those who really don't have the need to select a BFF. Generally considered somewhat derogatory.

Bob: "Wadda ya think Jane's up to tonight?"
Tom: "The usual, hangin' with her OFF Mary."

Mary: "Wadda ya think Bob and Tom are up to tonight?"
Jane: " Hangin' with each other. They're OFFs."

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OFFS

Oh For Fuck Sake

OFFS! Can you believe it's illegal to buy beer in Minnesota on Sundays??

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off

to slay, to kill, to murder, to take ones life

Gerald ratted to the cops about a biker cult dealing in methamphetamine. The very next day Gerald got offed by the very same bikers.

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