where have you been?
the toilet, ripping the tiles off the wall
humpty dumpty fell off the wall a dirty nursery rime inspired by the original humpty dumpty nursery rime
humpty dumpty fell off the wall cause a ho on the ave was suckin his balls all the kings men and all the kings horses couldnt put that fat motherfucker back together again
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A person, place, or thing that is mindblowingly awesome to the point where it is Hella Fucking Balls-off-the-Wall Awesome. This type of intensity may cause someone and others around them to explode or spontaneously combust.
Daniels sunglasses where so Hella Fucking Balls-off-the-Wall Awesome him and his friends caught on fire then exploded causing the remains to fly in all different directions.
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Get very excited about something
He was bouncing off walls when I said I had tickets for his favorite show.
Banging those sugar walls; rough sex; fucking, usually ending in a mess; there's really good sex, and then there's this.
Bro 1: "Did you see that kids mom? Man, I would beat the paint off of those walls."
Bro 2: "Oh my GOD!"
Bro 1: "What the heck was that for?"
Bro 2: "Yeah I guess I'd hit that, but you seem a little too excited..."
Bro 1: "Duh, cuz she's hot!"
That one guy named Paul who has extreme good luck and will merk a jerk if he is pissed off enough Paul off the wall has saved 99 lives but a hoe ain’t one Paul has a good group of friends and is funny a’f
Paul off the wall a four leaf clover
When a notoriously hot chick is in the twilight of her hotness and about to pass over into mediocrity.
Pam Anderson was the ultimate hot snatch, but I saw her recently and she’s an inch off the wall.