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The substance that you would like to cover yourself in, especially on a particularly rainy day.
Someone : "I think I want to cover myself in oil in this particularly rainy day. It would be pretty funny I guess
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Potable substance that turns a man oily
3 wins on the trot, oil social tonight anyone?
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Some animals and plants that died millions of years ago and were compressed between layers of dirt and shit.
Also an extremely good way to become rich, especially if the country don't have too many people, like Norway. Norway is decleared the best country to live in by the UN, which happened after they found oil. The country has so much oil but so few people so all of the world wants the oil and the money for help because most of the world suck, and the stupid-ass current government tend to give away lots and LOTS of cash because they are inbred farmers :/
If a country is extremely well-run and rich, check if they have any oil.
- My granpa died yesterday ..
- Oh snap, he's gonna make someone rich in a few million years homie!
- Damn, dude got a lot of oil.
- Fo sho
- You think he's Norwegian or what?
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Something the United States would kill a country for.
Libya: I FOUND OIL!
US: STAY WHERE YOU ARE
Libya: Why?
*US gets in a tank*
Libya: What are you doing?
*US kills Libya with his tank*
US: That's some good oil to use!
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A hydrocarbon-based, flammable, highly-polluting liquid formed as a result of millions of years of decaying sediment composed of dead microscopic animals. This fossil fuel is the lifeblood of our Industrial civilization, and for as long as it can be cheaply extracted, we are hopelessly dependent upon it for transportation, agriculture, electricity, fashion, chemicals, fertilizers, cosmetics, plastics, medical, and technological needs.
Unfortunately for us, the geologists, analysts, mathematicians, and former oil-company employees have all repeatedly come up with proof that our oil supply will be almost gone by the end of the 21st century, and that oil production will peak within a few years from now, if it hasn't already sone so.
After it peaks the oil will then become more expensive to extract than to use. And immediately after that, prices will soar, businesses will shut down, people will panic like animals, economies will collapse, wars will break out, blood will soak the ground, and billions of people will die horrible deaths as our species shrinks back to the population of the 1700s, or even that of Medieval times.
All because of that cursed, smelly brown muck that was once found oozing from the round.
Our religious belief that our oil supply is infinite will be the death of billions of us when Nature eventually forces us to see how wrong we are. Too bad we STILL haven't advanced our alternative fuel sources to prepare for that inevitable day when the last drop of cheap oil can be extracted.
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Also used as another name for drank or syrup(a codine/promithezene mixture in liquid form, originating in H-town). This is because of the thickness of the drank and the thickness of oil, hence they are used in comparison.
1.Say, you got any dat good oil?
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Being unnecassarily angry or over obsessed with a person, place, or thing.
Marc was totally oiled last night. Got mad cuz i coughed too loud.
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