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To take a direct shot to the nuts
Dude that dodge ball made a trouser omelette out of that guys nuts
Rusty Omelette; The Act in which a turkey baster is filled with a scrambled raw egg, then the contents are injected into someones ass. The Contents are then shat out into a hot frying pan, cooked and finally served back to the lucky participants
Oh My God , that bitch let me serve her my rusty omelette.
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A desert made almost exclusively in Maryland.It gets its name from the two foods that it is a fusion of: the cookie and the omelette. It is a large cookie about the size of a medium sized plate that is cooked in the oven with toppings on it. Common toppings include chocolate chips, raisins, chocolate syrup, nuts, caramel, confectionary sugar, and just about anything you could think of putting on a cookie. after it is cooked, you fold it over like an omelette. You may again add toppings to it as necessary. It can either be eaten taco, cookie, or omelette style. The Cookie Omelette is a common party idea for teenagers in high school as cookie omelette are just that awesome! The creators of this recent desert craze are five high school students from Maryland.
The inventors of the Cookie Omelette (aka the tastiest thing ever) are Nick Wilson, Josh Prucnal, Andrea LastNameHere, and of course the lovely Cosette Delisle.
A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water.
I left the next guy a havana omelette for breakfast.
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The left over pizza fixings that you add to an omelette.
Hey Joe, what happen to the pizza from last night? Man I woke up and made a ghetto omelette.
When a whole fresh egg gets placed deep inside a girls vagina and then a guy fucks her until the egg breaks. The guy goes down on the girl to suck out all of the egg shells and egg whites/yolk. A frying pan is placed below the girl to collect the egg white/yolk during the sex and while the guy sucks the rest out. When the girl is all empty, you fry up the egg in the pan and then bon appetite.
Person 1: Yo, did you eat already?
Person 2: Hell yeah. I just had a louisiana omelette.
Person 1: Are you ok? You are walking weird...
Person 2: Not really...I just got louisiana omeletted....
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The act of vomiting while eating out a particularly dirty vagina, then continuing until completion.
A;'Dude, I met up with this chick on a camping trip, I ate her pussy on like her fourth day of hiking and not showering!'
B;'That's fucking nasty, did she smell?'
A;'Fuck yeah, I ended up giving her a Denver Omelette!'
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