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A divine godly being with the power to do anything. A former member of the Celestial Council.
Hashem (The One Without a Name) (God)
Pray, He will respond. The Omnipotent Emperor will save you.
Marijuana with God-like feelings of being everywhere at once.
Joe Shmoe: "Dude this is some killer omnipotent weed!"
Justin Case: "Really?"
Joe Shmoe: "Yeah man, it's like im many different places all at once."
Justin Case: "That's heavy man."
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The next step in evolution, from Homo sapiens sapiens to Homo immortalis omnipotent
Science, Gene Engineering, Nano Technology, Epigenesis, Astrophysics
etc. and Extra Terrestrial Migration will allow for “Goal Oriented Evolution”, leading to Homo immortalis omnipotent
A word to describe one who only smokes Newport cigarettes.
Omni meaning 'all'
Pote is a slang term for Newport cigarettes
Janice is a goddamned Omnipote.
All Omnipotes go to insert local gas station here
Properly willful/willing and able,even up to an Appropriated degree.
Many times you anguish to the detriment of you moral responsibilities, try being omnipotent
The cop-out fundie atheists pull out of the bag when they cannot justify a claim they make regarding God, the Bible, etc. Usually framed as either a loaded question or a "Go could have done XYZ" routine to make God appear irresponsible at best.
Fundie Atheist: If God does not endorse slavery, why did he not condemn it?
Christian: What good would that have done when the concept of it was ingrained into everyone's minds to the point of normalization? He first had to break the ideas at play, like what we see in Philemon, for instance. goes on to explain
Fundie Atheist: Oh, yeah? Well, God's omnipotent, isn't he? Couldn't he have done something to make them accept a direct condemnation of slavery?
Christian: Well, since you brought up the Omnipotence Card, why should he have done it your way at all? Where is the obligation.
Fundie Atheist: He's omnipotent, right?
Christian: Your point is? Now, answer my question, if you don't mind.
Fundie Atheist: Well, then, why didn't he? He could have, couldn't he?
Christian: Why should he have done it that way?
Fundie Atheist: He's omnipotent, isn't he?
Christian: Cope harder.