jod

movement of any sorts

"Hey Mike Hawk! I saw you jodding to the store!"

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Jod

Spunk, Sperm, Semen, Jizm, Jizz, Man-fat etc.

I cracked one out on top of her and a big lump of jod landed on her tits.

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jod

A cracking wank. Jod -> Jodrell Bank (UK Observatory/visitor centre) -> Bank -> Wank. (Cockney rhyming slang)

A: I'm off for a bangin' Jod
B: What, a wank? right now?
A: I'm an astronomer, weirdo!

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ON JOD

To swear on supreme human Jack Black

Jesus - Bro i didnt forget to flush
Daddy God - put it on JOD?
Jesus - ON JACK BLACK

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Obb Jod

What you yell when get killed in Goldeneye on the Nintendo 64 by your asshole friend who picks Odd Job

“Obb Jod! Obv Jod! Saul fuck you for picking Odd Job!”

jod

to poke with a shenn

Mordenkainen jods Whipsmart for acting weirdly

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Having a jod

To masturbate, wank, or tickle your penis sexually

"Oh my god i just caught my dad having a jod"

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