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Eating while keying on the computer at work
Keating makes work much more enjoyable
n; an extremely large vaginal wart. See also herpes
You know the whore on 23rd and Main? Well I heard she has contracted keating and is spreading it to all of the guys now.
To be discovered retrospectively on facebook to have been wearing the same clothes three days in a row, probably owing to the effects of excessive drinking.
A: Wow, I've just noticed Johnny is wearing the same shirt every day in this new album.
B: I know, what a Keating.
Verb. The act of vomiting in a pub in front of everybody, especially when one of the onlookers is an attractive barmaid who then has to mop up after you.
I was out last night and ended up doing a keates in O'Neills.
Another word for Wanker. To Keates is basically to Wank.
Johns gone for a Keates
"That boys a Keates"