2+2

5

Bob: 2+2 =4
John: dumdass it's 5 u mindless sheep

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2-2

The female genitalia. Comprised of two inner lips and two outer lips, which make up the 2-2. Also known as {tutu}, or two-two, this term is often used in place of more crude choices such as {pussy}, {cunt}, or when speaking to children - in place of anotomically scary or mature words such as {vagina}.

"Let's {69}! I will put my mouth on your {tool}, and you can put your mouth on my 2-2!"

"Okay Sally, remember that when you take a bath, you have to wash your 2-2 really well."

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2

the middle of 1 and 3.

me: "you know why 2 is so great?"
math teacher: "why"
me: "because it is in the middle of 1 and 3"
math teacher: "leave the class, now"

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2 on the 2

When your dirt broke

Can’t come out tonight mate, I’m 2 on the 2.

*2

When a phone service company has you on hold and your option for help is *2. Also when someone is being a total asshole and is not helping when they should and just tells you to *2.

John, my phone is not working.
John: "Press *2"
John, my house is on fire.
John: "Oh, just press *2"
John, I am pregnant.
John: "Sounds like another *2"

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2 On

To be drunk and high at the same time. Also known as being cross faded.

"Man i was 2 on at that party Saturday.
"I love to get 2 on"

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2 on

This saying was made popular by the song "2 on" from the R&B singer Tinashe. According to Tinashe, "2 on" means "getting a little too hype, or a little too buzzed, or just feeling a little TOO good".

This party is awesome! I'm 2 on.

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