Deck

Penis. Pronounced in a New Zealand accent, sounds like 'dick.'

Stop, mate! Do not let her sit on ya deck! You'll thank me when ya sober up.

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deck

In the corporate/consulting world, used as a shorthand for "PowerPoint Presentation".

Hey, I want to make a really lousy presentation that save me a lot of time at the expense of trating my audience like idiots and possibly killing astronaunts (see CAIB). I know, I'll make a deck.

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deck

A packet of cigarettes

1:"Man, i only have two cigarettes left"
2:"But you had a whole deck last nite"

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not on deck

Not being in possession of narcotics for distribution. Unprepared for transaction. Not having the product of choice to sell.

Bill: "Man you got a dub?"
Bob: "Naw, man. I'm not on deck right now"
Bill: "When will you be"
Bob: "Prolly later on tonight"
Bill: "OK. Call me"

on deck

To be in possession of drugs with the intent to sell.

"Hey, where can I find some weed?"
"Mitch is on deck."

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on deck

Can be used as a question or statement of who is or should be next or aks the question of what's coming up.

This phrase is an old shipping term. It was used to find out who was or was supposed to be on guard, doing duties, etc. This term later moved into the realm of baseball and is still used to this day as a description of who's going to be batting next.

"Let's get this line move'n people. Who's on deck?"

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deck

to beat someone up, or to attack someone, knocking them to the ground.

Mike just decked Albert. I think he broke his arm.

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