it's on me

This means that the person speaking will pay the whole amount, used typically when something purchased is shared between two or more people - such as a resturant meal.

Dinner was $40 - here is my $20.
No, keep your money, it's on me.

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That’s on me

Phrase to take blame for something you fucked up in a situation where it could not possibly be anyone else’s fault.

Friend: bro, why did you just throw my Xbox out the window? we are on the 5th floor.

You: oh. that’s on me

Girlfriend: you’re telling me you had a threesome with two other bitches, neither of whom are me.

Boyfriend: yeah, that’s on me, but i love you.

be me

A way of saying "I am". Often seen on 4chan.org.

Be me, 19, m, straight. Just another sausage on the internet.

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This is me

Used on the train (usually subway, metro, etc.) - when the train starts to pull off at your destination station, this is probably what you say to someone you're talking to to tell it "this is where I get off."

A: So are you just visiting New York or you work...
B: I'm sorry, but... this is me. I gotta go, nice meeting you, though.
A: Well, okay. Hope to see you again soon.
B: Ditto.

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me no no

means 'i don't know' but is said in a childish voice

"what do you wanna do tomorrow?"
"me no no"

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@ me

when you are subtweeted/subbed on social media.
used to tell someone to tag you next time.

Billy: You don't have to be a shady shit, @ me next time!

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Me

You, but better.

"Go get ME a samich."

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