get out of my way

When someone's being an idiot and blocking you from getting somewhere.

*Person walking in front of you suddenly stops.*
You: Get out of my way!

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dont get in my way

vipers ult that makes a big smoke in a area, its super op but has been nerfed

Viper: dont get in my way! Brimstone: This spike is impossible to defuse and my team is ded

On My Way To Fuck Your Bitch

Something you say when you're on your way to fuck someone's bitch.

Person 1: "How you doing, bro?"
Person 2: "Not much, just on my way to fuck your bitch."

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Get out my way pimping

A term used to warn fools to leave the premise due to one's strapped nature.

Cop: Why are all you and the rest of these hoes standing outside the club.

Hoe 1: Because these two guys were gettin into it, and one of them yelled "Get out my way pimping" so we cleared the floor..

Cop: Ok I'll radio for backup..

Hoe 2: Hellz chea.. lock up that fool

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By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.

By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.

By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.

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Move out my way Stanley!

When one has explosive diarrhea and has to make it to the nearest toilet. Also known as Bathroom Emergency.
*Taken from the movie Next Friday.

Oh no, I'm having a move out my way Stanley!!

wtf-ing my way through life

Saying WTF to every slight inconvenience/ situation that happens to you

FRIEND1: Your girl out cheatin!
FRIEND2: WTF!

FRIEND1: is that your crush holding hands with mike!
FRIEND2: WTFFF!

FRIEND1: wanna play 2k?
FRIEND2: HELL YEA! * proceeds to take an L *

FRIEND2 : at this point i'm just wtf-ing my way through life