For The Beach

is an extremely important philosophy in life. It is beach culture developed by some unique non-hippie residing in hongcouver. the phrase, sometimes abbreviated as FTB, encompasses several beach cultures.
"for the beachers" are usually muscular with abdominal muscles and guns and exhibit beach-style clothing and behaviour. there are several FTB personalities depending on attire: the classy casual beacher in a dress shirt and white shorts, the bob marley beacher covered with a rainbow of color smoking a J, the sailor man beacher with a hat and wayfarer shades, and the brazilian soccer player beacher with long sexy curly hair.

Any action done "for the beach" signifies a special meaning to the action in that it would add to the "for the beach" value of the person. eating lots of protein instead of sushi is justified as being "for the beach" and the person will be praised for his "for the beachness" with fist pumps.
anything is permissible as long as it is FTB.

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beaching

When you're motorboating a girl whose breasts are too small and your nose runs aground on her sternum.

Aw man, I was fooling around with Michelle last night, and you know how much I like motorboating, well I was totally beaching with her. That girl is a B cup at best.

Have you seen Carly's breasts? Huge. That girl is unbeachable.

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At the Beach

Used to establish that a marijuana high is occurring. Typically not used to describe a coming-down from a high, but rather, a solid onset, or while deep into a nice stoning.

Man #1-Hey man, did you get any sand for today?

Man #2- Of course

Man #1-Hells yeah. We gonna be at the beach today.

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Beach

The best place on the planet. also see paradise
Calming and soothing

Surfer girl 1:OMG i luv the beach
Syrfer Girl 2:OMG ur so right its the best place EVER!

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beach

Laying low while on company time. Avoiding work.

I've been spending some serious time at the beach lately - hope the boss doesn't catch on.

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beach

noun: A free sample of heaven, featuring cool waves and warm sun.

I'd love to get a beach.
Get some beach before you die.

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Beach

A place where you can take the most fucken awsome girl and have a good time. Weither its laying down in the sand or looking up at the stars, there are endless possibilities that can be presented when you are there.

Perfect Definition: Laying down on a blanket in the sand with an amazing girl, a bigass cooler of monsters, chicken wings, stars, sounds of the waves, and some sexually moments ;)

A place where you have a reason to be half naked and act like a fuckin idiot sometimes, usually home to some sick ass parties. Can always find a way to have fun, from surfing, to almost gettin your ass chewed off by shark.

Damn, i cant wait til I take her to the beach

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