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CALM

A word rude boys use when annoyed

Jheez did she actually do that, Calm...

by Killbill2000 September 10, 2018


CALM

Career and Life Management
A class every single Albertan kido has to take in 11th grade, or else they cant graduate! It's really a fun class though, at this very moment im actually in it...
You learn how to live life. And when someone asks you, what do you have now? You say CALM but it sounds like cum so their like what?! But really, its a fun class.
oh yeah, and you cant swear in it or else you hafta do push ups. These are the following swears:
crap, fuck, shit, bitch, damn, damnit, god damnit, cunt, dick, cock, jubba nubba thuban, satan, ETC. (JK for satan)

Student1: Hey what do you have right now?
Student2: Calm...
Student1: gross dude.

George Bush: calm saved my life, though my life didnt go anywheree...

Student1: Hey I love calm, did you know that my friend failed it, and hes taking it again?
Student2: really? its like the easiest class ever, easier than a spare dammit.

teacher: FUCK! DO SOME GOD DAMN PUSH UPS .

by MeowCow06 September 8, 2009

33๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


Calm

Calm.

Calm is used as an alternative word for good.

"How you today?"

"I'm calm"

Calm mate

If someone asks how you are

You could say "Im calm"

by GreatMateFate July 11, 2017

7๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


calm

calm, as in telling someone to calm down. Because they are being fucking not legit and no one needs that at their tay tay.

Set... Calm... There you go. Now get back to the tay tay.

by not legit at all March 14, 2003

33๐Ÿ‘ 81๐Ÿ‘Ž


Calm

God-Tier dudes say this whenever the number 69 is said.

69? Calm

by Binniner? January 25, 2020

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Calm

C A L M or Calm is the fifth studio album produced by the Australian band 5 Seconds of Summer. The title is an acronym which stands for each of the band members names. Calum, Ashton, Luke, and Michael. The album was released in March of 2020 admits the Covid-19 pandemic because of this and a mishap release of 11,000 copies of the album being shipped out a week earlier causing calm to chart a week earlier, many fans believe that the album wasn't recognised to its full potential.

Track list(as of 2021);
1. Red Desert
2. No Shame
3. Old Me
4. Easier
5. Teeth
6. Wildflower
7. Best Years
8. Not in the Same Way
9. Lover of Mine
10. Thin White Lies
11. Lonely Heart
12. High
13. Kill My Time

Deluxe Album's include:
14. Easier Live From the Vault
15. Teeth Live From the Vault
16. No Shame Live From the Vault (a CD exclusive)

Bob: "Have you listened to Calm by 5sos yet?"
Jeff: "I have."
Bob: "What did you think about it?"

by Imnervousitsnicetofeelsomethin October 19, 2021

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Calm

To try and force someone to stop resisting something.

Authority figure- Keep calm and com ppl ly with my rules/laws.
Other person- Fuck your rules and laws, they are yours, you live by them, and I'll live by my rules and laws.

by Solid Mantis May 13, 2020

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