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One Direction

How to depress musicians

Person 1: Gee, did you hear about this great new band One Direction? They're so hot and have such amazing voices!!

Person 2: -Looks at guitar and questions why he even does this-

by Volatin May 3, 2012

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One direction

The biggest boyband on the planet. They are awesome at singing and anyone who says others is out of their minds. They have the biggest fandom of directioners! Yes they are in a break but they're still amazayn.

Me: do you remember one direction?

Random asf person: isn't that the band who went on a 'break 6 years ago' for 18 months.
Me: yes but they promised

by G1ngerB1tch April 11, 2021

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One Direction

1 - 5 twats who extremely piss off any guy whose girlfriend is a 'directioner' and makes their lives miserable while they talk about how hot Niall is or how 'cute' Zayn's eyes are and all the while make the guy seriously consider leaving.

2 - The one main flaw in a perfect girlfriend - they could be beautiful, funny, caring, and loving, which would make them perfect except they're a 'directioner', therefore dragging down their credibility.

1 - (girlfriend) omg I love One Direction and am going to see their film and Niall is the hottest creature ever and I'd almost definitely leave you if he came into my life

(boyfriend) (thinking: please fucking shut up, this is literally the last thing I want to hear, I wonder if she realises she's making me feel like shit)

2 - (person 1) Oh wow I'm jealous of your girlfriend, she's lovely and funny and insanely hot

(person 2) Yeah man I agree with you, she'd be perfect if it wasn't for the fact she's a huge directioner

(person 1) Oh shit, I feel your pain bro

by Fishforsupper August 20, 2013

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One Direction

A boy band in this year's (2010) X-Factor, put together by Simon Cowell. It consists of Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan. Each of them have their own dedicated fan groups who often argue about which band member is the best. Hugely popular with teenage girls across Britain, they are like the second-coming of JLS but generally better looking and younger.

An infaturation with this band is termed 'One Direction Infection'.

Leila: Who are you voting for tthis Saturday on X-Factor?

Francesca: One Direction of course! ZOMG I love Liam Payne sooo much!

Leila: no, Harry Styles is definitely the best.

*random third girl*: no way, Zayn Malik is the one for me *swoons*.

by Cuppa Tea? October 22, 2010

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One Direction

the reason for my sexual frustration

me: *le looking at pictures of one direction*
me: *le crey* why can't they love me?

by not an obsessive fan February 15, 2012

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One Direction

Which way do 5 gay guys walk?

One direction!

Enough said.

by 2Pac4Lyfe July 31, 2013

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One Direction

A boy band that has taken over the the minds of stupid teenage girls that have squealing problems.

Random Fangirl:OH EM GEEE ONE DIRECTION IS LEIK SOOO HAWWWTT I LOVE THEM THEY ARE GODS AND I LOVE THEM SOO MUCH

Me:Come on,they aren't that great.

Fangirl:YOU SHALL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!

Me:I'm behind a computer screen....You can't kill me.

by nonfangirlLawl December 24, 2012

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