laying one down

to produce excrement
(other slang:
Steam one out
Launch the submarine
Drop the kids off at the pool
Pinch a Loaf
fertilize
move the bowels
stink it up
squat and grunt
revisit food post-digestion
feed mr. flushie
push one through
take a crap
make a shit storm
Clean the poop chute
roll a dirty burrito
making homemade sushi rolls
excrete

I'm about to explode. I gotta lay one down soon, to make room for dinner

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roll one down

v. the act of putting on a condom. this euphemism is often utilized when you hook up with a random chick you meet from a night out on the town

Claude: Dude, that heavy drinking last night robbed me of my dignity! I don't know if i can finish this weekend the right way or not.

Brad: I don't know about you, but I think I'm trying to roll one down tonight.

Claude: Actually, yeah, let me shower so I can wash away this hangover. Count me in on that mission!

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Curl one down

Curl one down is when you go for a massive shit!!

oh mate i really need to go and curl one down!

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burn one down

Smoke a bowl of marijuana, in a pipe or bong.

Dude, let's go burn one down behind the old mill!

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beat one down

when a male has the urge to masterbate

i was wathing a mary kate and ashley movie then had to beat one down there was no way around it.

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throw one down

To take a giant shit; the degree of shit depends on how hard you throw it.

Rick: "Excuse me while I go throw one down!"
Randall: "Is it going to be a mighty one?"
Rick: "Like you wouldn't believe!"

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One Down

AN INDIVIDUAL FROM THIS ESTABLISHED GROUP OF OURS HAS SEEMINGLY LEFT THE CONVERSATION, AND VOICE CHANNEL WE ARE CURRENTLY IN, THUS RENDERING THEM ''DOWN" IN THE SENSE THAT THEY HAVE BEEN 'SHOT DOWN' OR, EXCLUDED FROM THE ACTIVITY WE HAVE PREVIOUSLY BEEN MENTIONED TO BE PARTICIPATING IN - AS A SOLDIER IS 'SHOT DOWN' DURING WAR, RENDERING THEM EXCLUDED FROM THE ACTIVITY - OF WAR - THEY HAVE BEEN ESTABLISHED TO BE PARTICIPATING IN

*User 1 Has Left Your Channel*
User 2: One Down

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