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When you get together with someone that lives a distance away from you etc. And you text and Skype then to keep in touch. It's basically that you know that you can't find someone from your own area so you have to expand your options. It is basically for desperate people, especially if you are becoming a teenager.
"Did you hear than Jeniffer is online dating with a boy called Joel"
"Omg yeah, what a slag, that has just proved how desperate is!"
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ONLY BITCHES WILL ONLINE DATE BECAUSE THEIR A LONELY BITCH
max: hey I just got a new girlfriend!
luke: whats her name?
max:idk
luke:break up with her if you dont know her you are doing something bad.
max: wich is?
luke:online dating
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A place where ugly/desperate men go to pick up women.
Sonny couldnt score in real life so he decided to try an online dating service after being turned down by women. Sadly he was rejected there too. Final resort after being dumped on myspace, caught busted lying about income, basically made a fool of to every woman and the last resort.
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When a middle aged man is excessively buff, because he has recently divorced his wife and needs to start his online dating career.
My dad said, "Woah Peter's dad is yoked."
I said, "Yeah he's been Online Dating Yoked since the divorce."
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Googling the person you have just met to try to find their age.
"Ok", she began, "so he like, asked me out, but I mean, when I like, asked if he was like, into "Cheer" he dropped Ted Danson, Kirstie Alley and, like, Shelley Long and I mean like, whose great-grandparents are they??? So I gotta do some online carbon dating first."
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A virtual battlefield where hope meets disappointment, and the search for true love becomes a never-ending cycle of swiping, ghosting, and occasional encounters with individuals who are one rejection away from becoming serial killers.
Person A: "I just can't catch a break with online dating. Every time I think I've found someone decent, they turn out to be a total disappointment."
Person B: "Tell me about it! I matched with this guy who seemed charming, but after a few messages, he completely ghosted me."
Person A: "Ugh, ghosting is the worst! And don't even get me started on the ones who send creepy messages or unsolicited pictures."
Person B: "Oh, I've definitely had my fair share of those. It's like they're one rejection away from becoming a full-fledged serial killer."
Person A: "Exactly! I mean, how hard is it to find someone genuine and decent in this virtual battlefield of swiping?"
Person B: "It feels like finding a needle in a haystack. But hey, we can't lose hope. There might still be a diamond in the rough out there somewhere."
Person A: "I guess you're right. We just have to keep swiping, filtering out the creeps, and maybe, just maybe, we'll stumble upon true love."
Person B: "Here's to hoping! But until then, let's buckle up and brace ourselves for more disappointments on this never-ending cycle of online dating."