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When a hangover comes roaring in later in the day instead of first thing in the morning. Or, the hangover itself.
"The morning was great, but the late-day onset (LDO) was brutal."
An infectious disease which causes the victim to frequently act in an extremely retarded manner, may it be in the form of making whale noises while clapping their hands like a seal, or staring at the ceiling while drooling helplessly and laughing as if possessed.
Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
* Wailing making whale noises
* Suddenly yelling 'Iowa' in an extremely retarded manner
* Laughing helplessly after making a bad joke or thinking about something remotely dark
* Acting autistic in public
* Making weird noises which include, but are not limited to, 'IOWAAAA', 'HUEEEEE', 'KEKKEKKEK' etc.
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear about John?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he was fine at the party until he had a Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism... poor fellow lost it then and there and passed away making whale noises."
Person 1: "I couldn't stop laughing after reading the word 'special assembly' and imagining a bunch of students standing in lines, staring at the sky with their heads crooked, drooling from their mouths and endlessly laughing."
Person 2: "Yeah, well, you had a Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism. Relatable."
When someone loses the ability to navigate new technology too early in their life.
He asked me how to turn on the Apple TV? He must have Early Onset Functional Uselessness, he’s only 37.
The condition brought on as your teenager discovers they know everything and you know nothing. The only known cure is living long enough to prove them wrong.
It's a wonder I can manage to operate a door knob seeing as how I suffer from teenager's parent onset dementia.
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A severe psychosis caused by prolonged periods of unexpected time indoors, forced upon the patient by forces beyond his or her control. Leading causes include having one's Valentine's Day vacation to Puerto Rico canceled by the freakin' snowpocolypse.
Why's Bob running around the neighborhood naked? Can't he see the three feet of snow on the ground?
Poor dude's probably got SOCF.
What's SOCF?
Sudden Onset Cabin Fever. It sucks.
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When you are old enough to remember events that happened 10-15 years ago but can't quite remember the exact details of the story. This is usually solved by asking others who were present to fill in the details. This type of dementia can be caused by several factors including drinking, having too many experiences, or by simply not choosing to remember your horrible past.
I can't believe I was actually at a Spin-Doctors concert. Many thanks to my Middle-aged Onset Dementia for helping me not remember that part of my life.
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Medical Term used mostly in EMS that refers to the injury of a fall. Mostly used to describe falls in the assisted living community and nursing homes to other medical personel.
Yeah its a 61yo females suffering from a sudden onset gravity attack
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