opener

An innocent phrase to pick up a girl

-How do you get laid with the ladies?

-I use direct opener: "Mam, would you like to fuck?"
-But you can get slapped in the face!
-Well, some slap, but some fuck

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opened

they don’t give any fucks about what you just said or just don’t know how to respond

for example, on snapchat they opened your message but didn’t respond.

opened on

When someone opens ur message on Snapchat and doesn't respond.

Wtf? Dude she opened on me.

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open

Receptive - often used with regards to being receptive to music and other types of performance

The first act got the crowd open for the headliners

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Opener

When you arrive to the bar to meet people, and you are well behind them in terms of alcohol consumption. You order an Opener. An Opener is generally a triple shot of any hard liquor in a pint glass and topped up to the brim with a mixer of some kind. My personal fave is Triple Vodka + Club Lemon. This slang is common to the Mid-lands of Ireland.

Barkeep: What can I get ya?
Risteard: I fancy an opener...hmmm...make it JD and Coke.
Barkeep: One opener coming up!

The Barkeep may or may not be Risteard's brother.

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openator

Any tool used to open cans or bottles.

Does anyone have an openator? This beer isn't a twist-off.

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open

the opposite of shut

my my, those are a nice pair of legs...what time do they opem!?

*slap*

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