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The commander of the deep space exploratory ship the Axalon, this Maximal took the name of his childhood hero in hopes it would make him helluva tough. It kinda did...but being a gorilla worked better. He fought man times with the beastial t-rex megatron, and it sorta resembled a scene from the remake of king kong. He went of into space and was blown up by jamming himself into a toaster like object based on the moon and created by the alien race 'The Vok' that was casting a death beam onto earth in order to explodify the energon deposits placed there by said beasties. He came back because if he didnt the series wouldn't have gone anywhere and he was granted a hoverboard. A monkey with a hoverboard, how quaint. Anyway, he clashed again with megatron and his beasties, going through a decepticon agent, his ship, and the axalon in order to preserve peace. Finally, Megatron found Optimus Prime sitting on his pimp throne in a volcano and blew his head to itty bitty pieces. This didn't stop Primal; he acted brashly just like Mr. T and took Prime's spark into his body, and he began to mutate as if he were Mr. T and he ate his greens and drank his milk every day. This made him Optimal Optimus, and he was truly helluva tough. He was a monkeytankplanebot, and acted like Prime for an episode. Ultimately, he starred in a spin off of beast wars called beast machines and halfway through the show the rating went into the toiled and mainframe made him perform some brokebackesqueness with megatron, falling into the heart of cybertron while emracing his foe, claiming that he wished he knew a way to quit him. They both died...I think.
Well, that's just Prime! -catchphrase of Optimus Primal
Transform and roll out! -while possed by Prime
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1. Often used to describe a specific nerd who seems to have a nerdgasm at the sight of Optimus Prime can easily be found in a crowd by screaming approval to the fictional being.
2. Usually yells and cries during the best parts of a transformer movie and all fight scenes.
1. Transformers 2 would have been the shit if that Optimus Queer would have shut the fuck up during the movie fag.
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The leader of the Autobot army in Transformers and the main character, which exlpains why he's in every transformers sereis from Transformers Generation One to Transformers Armada to Transformers Cybertron.
I am Optimus Prime,leader of the Autobots
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A religious authority that transforms scripture to interpret it in a way that supports their goals.
Spoof on Transformers robots that change shape.
If a scripture is contradicting, Optimus Christ will either re-interpret it or ignore it.
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Jesus couldn't turn into a fire truck.
Hey, it's Optimus Prime
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Mechanical Jesus
'nough said
Boy: Sorry i broke your moms vase
Other boy: Oh for Prime's sake, you better pray to Optimus that she doesnt find out!
optimus prime
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An altruistic giant alien robot wirh the power to transform into a truck.
His main rival is Megaton, Decpticon leader, who is obsessed with trying to beat and kill Optimus.
Prime's noble traits include playing fair, never leaving anyone behind, never asking anyone to do something he wouldn't do himself, entering the battlefield first and leaving last, fighting for the freedoms of all sentient life, giving fair warnings, preserving peace and ofcourse giving inspirational speeches.
His abilities wary and whilst he lacks the destructive talents of Megatron he more than makes up for them with his support abilties and particularly his ability to control inanimate parts or drones. His major ability is to combine with his trailer or drones to become Super Optimus. Beyond that he can readily combine with other Transformers to become even more powerful.
As the true leader of the Autobots he is beqeeathed the Matrix of Leadership which allows him direct access with the very soul of Cybertron as well as the collective knowledge of all former Autobot leaders.
Such is Primes awesomeness that he can always rise from the dead and hence he is known as Jesus Prime.
So great is his ladership skills that even other species like humans would openly serve him and allow him to become an elected leader because that's how great and effective he is.
Optimus Prime
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