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The humanitarian alternative to killing baby Hitler and other evil babies throughout time and space. Instead of erasing these evil figures such as Stalin, Attila the Hun, and Ranavalona the First, the Evil Baby Orphanage takes these babies and raises them to become awesome Nerdfighters.
Average guy: Dude, if we could time travel, we should totally kill baby Hitler.
Nerdfighter: No! We should put him in the Evil Baby Orphanage!
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AKA foo-foo sock. Distiguished by its crinkled stuck-together fabric texture and usually found under the beds of adolescent males, it is the sock, or other fabric used by men to deposit the fruits of their masturbating escapades.
Johnny was horrified to walk in his room and find his knuckle children orphanage perched neatly on his pillow by his mother's cleaning efforts earlier that day. Unfortunately this was also the day that Sallie finally agreed to come home to his room after school.
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An orphanage for freeee.
Most likely for unwanted children whose family is in great dept.
when kids misbehave they get punished.
No children ever escape.
Give Jennifer your children for freeee.
If you bring your children to St. Jennifer’s Orphanage, they’ll be the happiest they’ve ever been!
The act of throwing your unwanted babies into a dumster, for someone else to find and "adopt."
Ewwww!!!! Honey this is the ugliest baby you've ever pushed out of your Ham Wallet.
It's okay. Well take him to the New York Orphanage.
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The act where kissing burns 2 calories a minute, so a man will cum on a girls lips and they will kiss, burning the orphanage
"Hey do you wanna burn down an orphanage tonight"
"Woah look they're burning down an orphanage"
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very cool orphanage for all my ass cousins
have you gone to st. johns orphanage?
no whats it like there?
my ass cousins
Smuggling kids from one orphanage to another.
I was orphanaging when I took those kids from one orphanage to the other.