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A case of a penis going from flaccid to erect in a time similar to a corn kernel popping into popcorn. The average time of an Orville Redenboner is around .12 seconds.
Holy shit! Did you see that Orville Redenboner pop in is pants?!
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Only the best brand of Popcorn in the United States! Mmm Buttery!
Me: Orville Redenbachers PWNS!!! I eat it every single moment of my life!
Little Child: My mother died from i...
Me: ** Shoots the little sucker **
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cockney rhyming slang for 'Shocker'
Sometimes abbreviated to orville.
That guy just got blown out by three chicks in a row. He's having an absolute orville.
Two in the pink, one in the stink, gave her a cheeky orville redenbacher.
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The act of inserting popcorn kernels into one's rectum, waiting until there are 3-4 seconds between pops, then ejecting the popped corn into a partner's mouth for consumption.
Shirley gave Dan an Orville Rectalbacher while watching Titanic last night.
A guy that has a fetish for virgins. Derives from Orville Redenbacher, a popular popcorn brand.
Batman is a total Orville Redenbacher. He just looooooooves poppin' fresh hymen.
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When a woman shoves a stick of butter into her cooch, letting it sit inside for a reasonable amount of time until it has melted. Then once melted, continues by draining the mess of vaginal juices and butter out of her while standing over one's bowl of popcorn.
Mmmmm dude this popcorn is excellent! What kind is it?
I'm not really sure? My mom calls it Orville Douchenbacher, but I have no clue why. She says its her secret recipe. Whatever it is though, its pretty damn tasty.
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Having Digested popcorn kernels expelled from one's anus onto another person's upper lip in a such a precise manner it appears to be a mustache.
Johnny had popcorn, Jenny needs a mustache.. the combined result an Orville Sache
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