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1) why are you walking like that
2) there is some shit stuck in my osama bin laden
1) oh!
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A delusional man, who can't comprehend that the entire world does not agree with his religion. Like a 3 year old, he often throws tantrums, and kills innocent people.
"Osama Bin Laden was on the news last night."
"Really? Jeez, you'd think he was just a retarded attention seeking asshole who didn't get his way."
"Dude, that's because he is."
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osama bin laden is the worlds most evil scum.
he planned the 9/11 attacks- he doesn't deserve life, he killed thousands of people because.....i dont actually think there was any reason (apart from he's an evil terrorist psychopath)
i'll find him- mutilate him-beat him-stab him to near death- put him in a room with no air- then burn him.
Osama bin laden(hiding in a dustbin): hi
the rest of the world (holding many weapons, and evil glints in their eyes): why heeeeelllo
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Dead.
Navy S.E.A.L.S put a bullet between Osama Bin Laden's eyes.
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Two shots and a splash of water.
Guy: I feel gooooood ... I think I'll have a cocktail this evening.
Bartender: What cocktail would you like?
Guy: I dunno ... something new and interesting ...
Bartender: How about an Osama Bin Laden?
Guy: What's that?
Bartender: Two shots and a splash of water.
Guy: That's good! Yeah, great .... I'll have an Osama Bin Laden.
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Dead.
Osama bin Laden is dead (02/05/2011, UTC+05:00).
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A cock-loving piece of shit that gets off on killing innocent people (mostly Americans) and eating his own shit. He has been know to hide his pussy ass in caves for years after carrying out his terrorist acts. Recently, it has been reported that his penis has fallen off and he has had a vagina surgically implanted so that he can now not only be rammed up the ass by his piece of shit followers and goons but also in the front side as well (simultaneously). He has been known to suck dick and lick chodes for pleasure.
"Hey Jimmy, look what just came out of my asshole...it's Osama Bin Laden."
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