the most badass town you ever laid your very eyes on with ol chody crawling maytown with the first ever toot rig / bubba trok as well as tree stand carroll saying that he owns the st. john’s river with his little brother e carroll prowling the skreets in his 5.7 liter hemi magnum if you don’t get attacked by carson the crackhead at the texaco then you ain’t living and if you’ve never had an up close and personal experience with walter the big nigger you ain’t living the osteen luxury life, now mike that’s a different story he likes to find him a gay man or occasionally a cracked out hooker for a low low price of 25 bones
you goin to that party in osteen tonight? nah mine i heard that mike guy is gonna be there
A tweaker who stares at teenagers in the back of class and constantly twitches while doing so. And she is also a fucking whore as bitch cunt who writes people up for no reason and likes to Suck manyengas dick.
Man that teacher is such an osteen.