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When you have so much amazing porn at your disposal, that you don't know what to finish to.
Dude, sorry to call you, but I need help deciding which video to finish to. One has two drunk chicks on webcam, another one has this skinny elf chick and Santa thing going on...
WHOA. BRO. Are you seriously jerking off right now?
I CAN'T HELP IT! IT'S PORN OVERLOAD!
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when you haven't ejaculated for a few days and you are involved in sexual activity - when you cum it's twice the amount you normally cum therefore being a 'Jizz Overload'
After coming back from the 4 day work conference, I was talking to Tracey online and had a huge Jizz Overload
What.... all over your computer?
Nah - I had a couple of cum hankys on me
Something you scream when there are a lot of dickheads around you.
Wow I can’t believe i screamed beef overload at are family reunion!
The euphoria felt after giving a woman a motor boat
Dude, after pulling my face out of her tits I experienced a lactose overload.
The point at which your swag has risen so high that you have trouble turning it off.
Person 1: I only meant to get one girls number but women have been throwing themselves at me all night."
Person 2: I think you're reached swag overload. Make sure to bring lots of condom and take a good shower in the morning.
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An ailment common with writers of all kinds. The opposite of writer's block, it's when one has so many ideas for a story that their brain shuts down in an effort to cope, usually resulting in a splitting headache and a craving for chocolate,potato chips, or some other unhealthy snack.
Usually lasts about an hour, a day in severe cases.
Friend: "Hey, what's wrong?"
Writer: "I've got writer's overload, man. Can you go get me some chocolate and an aspirin?"
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