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1. Any person that whores themself out to anybody/anything that gives them money.
2. Another term for "washed up"
3. Another term for "drug addict"
4. When something goes from fun to disturbing.
1. Mark: Hey, you know that Lisa chick? She's a whore; she's so ozzy osbourne!
2. Ozzy Osbourne is Ozzy Osbourne.
3. Mark: Hey! Bum! Stop being such an Ozzy and get a job!
4. Mark: I had a job at Disneyland. It went to ozzy really fast.
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one of the greatest metal artists of all time, now degraded by most modern music
person 1: Do you like metal music?
person 2: I do but I don't like Ozzy Osbourne.
person 1: so you don't like metal music?
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Not a bad band, but is usually liked by idiots who will never graduate highschool.
failure 1:Dude, Ozzy Osbourne kicks ass!
failure 2:Ozzy kicks major ass!
me:You guys suck ass!
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often miunderstood, misquoted and very often used as a scapegoat for bad parenting. This guy is a hard working family man who loves the ones closest to him, being either his family friends, or fans. Extremly grateful to all that have supported him through the years. FORGET THE FUCKIN BAT!!!!
He thanks and blesses his fans. LOVES his family. Defends himself regularly.
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The godfather of rock,n,roll master of death metal above God on all levels undescribably unbeatable at rock,n,roll
guy 1: yo dude why is there 70 trillion people here
guy 2: why do think ozzy osbourne's albums are on sale
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Everyone's favorite sex position named after the Prince of Darkness. Leave this one to your imagination.
Yeah man, I pulled the Ozzy Osbourne on her last night. She loved it!
The Father of Metal.
Basically, what all those little wannabe metalheads who orgasm over lousy nu-metal like Slipknot are completely missing. Once the lead vocalist for Black Sabbath, Ozzy (real name John) is world famous for his immense talent. And yes, his music kicks ASS, even more so than Metallica, which says a LOT.
*"Metalhead" listening to Slipknot* "I don't think I like metal anymore."
*I pass him The Ozzman Cometh and Ozzmosis*
*"Metalhead"* "Ah, this is how it's supposed to be done."
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