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When you take a shit, smear it all over your dick, then have sex with a girl while she's on her period.
My girlfriend lets me give her a PB&J when it's "crime scene week!"
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When a man loves his woman so much, he is willing to compromise on that day of the month. First, the dong is used to ravage her booty hole, and upon pulling out, the man's bell-end(penis head) is covered in a peanut butter substance. He then proceeds to mash his wanker into the jelly-filled period cooter, thus creating a perfect mashup of peanut butter and jelly in between two slices of ass.
My side piece has been on her period for the past week, but it's okay since I was able to make a delicious PB&J between her enormous bum cheeks.
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Not peanut butter and jelly. Acronym for Pimps, Bitches and Jamaicans.
"What's you're clan tag PB&J mean? Peanut butter and jelly?"
"No retard, pimps bitches and Jamaicans"
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Standing for Peanut Butter & Jam (or Jelly). A delicious combination of spreads acceptable on toast, bread, taco or as is.
"Man, I could go for some PB&J right about now!"
"I'll go warm up the tacos..."
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an acronym for "painful boner and jizz."
it occurs after long periods of having no sexual release, and the penis get so hard it hurts and ejaculates at the slightest bit of excitement.
Tim: "did you see that new acountant?"
Jeff: "yeah, she is so hot!"
Tim: "I know! its been so long since i got laid she gave me a PB & J"
Jeff: "Thats gross..."
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A public blow job. conceived by my good friend after needing a way to descretly tell me about his fun times with his girl
"Dude, I was taking the subway over here, and I totally got my girlfriend to give me another pb&j!!"
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Period blood and jizz. What seeps out when you creampie a girl on her period. You can put this between two slices of fresh toast (preferably whole wheat, for digestion sake) to make a classic pb&j sandwich. Perfect for breakfast, loads of protein and iron.
I fucked a girl with no rubber but was nice enough to make her a pb&j for breakfast.
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