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A class that almost everybody fails due to the refusal of "dressing out."
PE Teacher- Why are you still in your clothes Timmy?
Timmy- Because I don't want to dress out.
PE Teacher- F!!
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Physical Education, 1 Hour of stress and fishy odours,tears and arguments
girl 1: *checks timetable* nah cant be bothered.
girls 2: what's up
girl 1: i've got pe next :(
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1. Physical Education
2. Penial Enlargment
1. Being so clumsy and uncoordinated, Max was never too fond of P.Ein school.
2. Joe was unhappy with his penis size and he contemplated on a PE to improve his confidence.
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1) Physical Education
2) Premature Ejaculation
3) seminal rap group Public Enemy
Hey man, after PE last night Jenny came over and wanted to get it on! But I got PE! It's all good, though, cos after she left I threw on some PE and chilled like it was 1989!
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P.E. is a class u take in high skool... it stands fo Physical Education... you know the class where u exercise and play sports~
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PE, which stands for "Physical Education", is only liked by those who spend all day in school thinking about their makeup and are forced to Google their homework, claiming that they're getting an education by basically skipping school for a full period. It is a class for the very simple-minded. However, it is hell for those who are small enough to be pushed around all the time. They commonly suffer a wide range of injuries such as broken bones, concussions, chipped teeth, infected cuts from equipment such as hockey sticks, bruises, etc. In addition, PE teachers love to humiliate non-sportsy people, using tactics like forcing them to run, jump, do push-ups, etc. when they have ailments such as heartburns, headaches, and twisted ankles, then publicly sharing their results and going "All that matters is that you try!" And as if all that weren't enough, it's the number one class that can dramatically decrease your grades. So why the hell is it even an education?!
Many claim that sports help people with "teamwork". If they really think that, that's just sad. To say "PE is life" is to say "I need a life".
A Typical School PE Class
Student 1: Hi, I know you suck at sports, so don't feel bad if I have to beat you.
Student 2: I don't know how you've managed to cheat before the game's even started.
Student 1: Oh, did I just hit you in the face? I'm so sorry! Oh no, I just slammed you against a wall, I didn't mean to! And I would never hit a girl, that just goes against my values...
Student 1: Hey, PE teacher? Do you think that maybe, you know, you shouldn't be allowed to play dirty....?
PE teacher: Honey, you know I care, but I don't.
Student 3: Hey, Student 1! You're out! Your face insults me!
PE teacher: Sorry, bud, you've failed at life.
Student 1: I'm going to the bathroom for the rest of the class.
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A compulsory school subject in which all students must participate.
PE consists of mindless, tedious and inane games that could go from the most basic of human physical abilities such as, kicking a ball, to the other most basic of human physical abilities such as, throwing a ball. All of these mind-numbingly boring games serve no purpose whatsoever to anything in the real world - unless you're planning on becoming an athlete.
A PE lesson will be in the hands of the PE teacher who is either a tall male that wears sunglasses (even where sunlight is not present) and wears a hat with a picture illustrating their favourite sports team. They can also be found wearing a waterproof jacket with stripes and matching shorts - regardless of the weather. The female can either be an old woman who is short and has the same fashion sense as the male (just in a smaller size) or a fit young woman in her 20's that all the guys drool over. Most PE teachers are, inept, devoid of any social skills whatsoever, they're puerile, condescending, supercilious and insipid.
They have a tendency to bully and belittle the children who will amount to something more than just a PE teacher and so they feel frustrated and in some way threatened so they react with primitive instincts.
Person 1: "So what's your first class of today?"
Person 2: "PE."
Person1: "What is something schools could do with out?"
Person 2: "Well PE, it serves no purpose to anything I'll be doing in the real world."
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