PILF

Pineapple I'd Like to Fuck

When you see a pineapple in the supermarket that is just so tempting, you find it hard to resist the burning urges to have sexual intercourse with said pineapple.

"Oh my God, Honey, look at that pineapple. Is that not a beautiful pineapple?"
"I see what you mean. That pineapple is such a PILF."
"Let's buy it before someone else can!"
"We'll have fun tonight."

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PILF

A pancake that your bitch serves to you and you desire it more than her clit.

Randy: Bitch make me some pancakes.
Bitch: right on it baby
Randy: It better be a fucking PILF

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PILF

Priest I'd like to fuck

Did you see father andrews today, wadda PILF

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PILF

Pizza I'd like to fuck.

Damn that pizza was bomb; PILF status.

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PILF

Podiatrist I'd like to fuck.

Podiatry is a branch of medicine devoted to the study, diagnosis and treatment of disorders of the foot, ankle and lower leg. Finally, we have a word to describe those hot foot doctors!!!

I went to the doctor today and let me tell you, she is one hot PILF.

Dude, I finally hooked up with that PILF I've been telling you about!

PILF, PILF, PILF!

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PILF

Encouragement of sexual activity between too people. Stands for, "Penetrate It Like Fuck".

"She's hot."
"PILF!"

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PILF

Person I would like to fuck! A very strong feeling for that certain somebody is very common if you wanted that someone really bad consider them a PILF

“You see that chick she’s a real PILF”