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Paraplegic I'd like to fuck
Look at that PILF in the wheelchair, she's a hottie!
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Twilight is a total PILF ...you know it's true.
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Plant I'd Like To Fuck, a term usually used by a plant-fucker
Man, that hydrangea is a PILF. How much is it?
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Pineapple I'd Like to Fuck
When you see a pineapple in the supermarket that is just so tempting, you find it hard to resist the burning urges to have sexual intercourse with said pineapple.
"Oh my God, Honey, look at that pineapple. Is that not a beautiful pineapple?"
"I see what you mean. That pineapple is such a PILF."
"Let's buy it before someone else can!"
"We'll have fun tonight."
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A pancake that your bitch serves to you and you desire it more than her clit.
Randy: Bitch make me some pancakes.
Bitch: right on it baby
Randy: It better be a fucking PILF
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