1. A man that looks like a pp
2. a pedophile who eats chunky soup
1. Ha look there is a pp man
2. Oh no a pp man help
A mythical creature with a head of a penis and the body of the balls. Its only ability is when mutual eye contact begins, the person the pp man is looking at gets a painful sensation in his dick.
bob said "I saw The pp man yesterday!"
Bob2 answered "how are u alive"
A creature stemming from the depths of your toilet system, injects a numbing substance into your penis, and milks your penis for urine and sperm. Avoids women directly.
The PP Milker Man milked my penis yesterday, I saw him!
Gross!