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Meat Packet

Someone who is born completely disabled, mentally, and has no potential to develop. Can also refer to someone who is beyond lazy and lifeless.

Babies deceasing in the womb are likely to become Meat Packets, sequentially.

Informally:

Bill: "This mother fucker lived his entire existence in his room...what a meat packet."

by hippigorilla April 26, 2020


Pudding packet

An unevacuated male or female rectum. Also referred to as a "shit-pussy". Is commonly penetrated during a Mandingo party.

"It set the mood perfectly for the first time a grown man penetrated my pudding packet. At first I was worried I would accidentally evacuate my bowels all over the carpet next to the beautiful hearth in the living room. Next thing I know I was in the middle of a hot sweaty Mandingo party. Salads were tossed, meat was sauced and I no longer felt lost."
-dirty mike and the boiz

by Mandingo Mike March 11, 2018


Packet Slut

Refers to women who which sleep with any man they can for free drugs. Packet refers to the bags that your gear comes in.

Generally to be avoided, but can be fun play toy but make sure you toss it away when the time is right.

That girl Gina is such a packet slut, she fucks anyone if she thinks that will get her some free drugs.

by Jerkso April 3, 2006

56πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


glitter packet

Used for a G (gram) of Marijuana

Serena: β€œHey becky, i have 10 dollars, do you have a glitter packet on you?”

Becky: β€œYeah i’ll sell you the glitter packet after class.”

by Serena Watson February 13, 2018


Gun Packet

The sexual position involving the anal doggystyle position while the recipient has explosive diahhrea. In theory, once the giver pulls out, the receiver's ass would give way causing massive amounts of sticky sewer chili to explode all over the place.

Rod: Hey how was your date with Josie?

Todd: It was awesome, first we got dinner at taco bell, then we went to her apartment. Luckily her mom wasn't home, so we fucked on her mom's bed. It was pretty messy afterwards.

Rod: Eeeww, she was on the rag?

Todd: No, she had diahhrea from the taco bell we ate. It flared up while she was letting me give her anal.

Rod: Haha yall did the gun packet?

Todd: Yeah. There was shit all over her moms bed when I left, so I don't think I'm allowed over there anymore!

by Mick the Dick October 12, 2011

17πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Mustard packet

A stack of 100 hundred dollar bills, so called because of the mustard yellow band around the stack.

Addict: How much is the blow gonna run me?
Dealer: Gonna be 2 mustard packets, son
Addict: 20k? Aight

by #fuckingstupid June 14, 2017

13πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Packet loss

A packet is a piece of data that is sent or received. For example, pressing the jump button in a game sends a packet of data to the server to perform the jump.

Packet loss is when those packets of information or data do not reach their destination, therefore being lost. Like when you press the jump button, and nothing happens, because the packet of data needed to jump was lost along its journey to the server.

Damn dude, my game has so much packet loss. I lost 2 games because of it!

by The Chip Lord Himself October 10, 2021