tu padre

tu padre is the Spanish version of a comeback to tu madre

1 - tu madre
2 - tu padre!

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tuo padre

An italian way of indicating an ugly person.

"OUH! BUT HE/SHE/IT'S TUO PADRE!"
("ouh! ma è tuo padre!")

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.com padre

A friend on the internet ie. on Myspace, Facebook, AIM, etc.

It's O.K. if you're gay man, we can still be .com padres.

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Padre Pio

It’s a man who loves Chicks (Pio pio pio)
It is also used with Porco Dio

Padre Pio, Porco Dio!

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South Padre Island

Texas' premier party place. The home of boobs, beer, and beach. The ultimate spring break destination for all college alcoholics.

Let's go get laid on South Padre Island!

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soy tu padre

Translation:

Spanish phrase that means "I'm your father".

Origins:

Says the legend that this phrase was created in the film Star Wars.

Uses:
It's commonly used to express power over somebody. Also said to imply that you own somebody. Usually said when you are trying to screw somebody, in a joking way. Can also be used to refer a third person.

A: Thanks for helping me out.
B: No problem, I'm your father (soy tu padre), anytime son.
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A: Hey son, bring me my coffee! I'm your father (soy tu padre)!
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A: That guy really loves you mate. He does everything you ask!
B: Well... I'm his father (soy su padre).

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San Diego Padres

Worst team in the NL West (Yes, even worse than the Rockies). This "team" is usually defined as a classless, hopeless, farm league team w/no history and no respect for themselves (can't even keep it real, they had to get a new stadium and new colors because they're weak!).
Diegan fans typically think that the Almighty Dogders are their arch rivals but can't even get that strait ... It's all good because we all know that The Dodgers have 6 world series titles.
THINK BLUE!!!

Today the San Diego Padres got rocked by, any team in the mlb. (that's a shocker)

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