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Pale Donkey (Pa-le Don-key)
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1. A girl of questionable morals, whom for various reasons you would never admit to sleeping with, for fear of unrelenting ridicule from your friends or derision from the fairer sex.
-Synonyms 1. slump buster, swamp donkey
1. If one of your friends banged her, would you give him shit for it?
2. Would you describe her as being Fat, with an F?
3. If a hot chick walked by, would you pretend like you didn't know the beast you were sitting next to?
4. In order to stoke yourself into doing the nasty with this chick, do you have to drink at least a half-bottle of whiskey, wine, or absinthe?
If the answer is yes to any of these four questions, then the chances are that you are about to embark on a session of pale donkey riding, to be immediately followed by a session of deep regret.
Named for Vladimir Putin. It is when a man ejaculates into a second person's vodka, and is consumed willingly by that person.
Donald and Vlad had to attend the party and could not leave. So Vlad ejaculated into a glass of vodka and gave Donald a Pale Putin.
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The phrase "beyond the pale" dates back to the 14th century, when the part of Ireland that was under English rule was delineated by a boundary made of such stakes or fences, and known as the English Pale. To travel outside of that boundary, beyond the pale, was to leave behind all the rules and institutions of English society, which the English modestly considered synonymous with civilization itself.
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The boondocks, A rural area made up of poor white trash, where every other house is a meth-lab and the ones in between are meth dens. A place where at 3:00 in the morning you can look out your window (if they aren't boarded up) and see fiends hyped up on redneck heroin, running at top speed carrying VCR's and other electronics.
Dude: Don't play with me, fool, I'm straight out the 3rd ward. You need to take your cracker ass back to the burbs.
ME: Burbs? Better get it crystal clear, fruitloop. I hail from Pale Hell, where the only bodies they can find have antlers.
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a rivethead rapper who is also evil and an absolute delinquent.
"I swear to God I am so fucking mad everyone at school is gonna pay!
"Been listening to too much pale roamer huh?"
Popular cartoon created by Jim Gaffigan. Jim Gaffigan and Conan O'brien star as superheros that use there paleness to save the world.
Pale Force is amusing.
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Someone (usually a girl, but can be a guy) who has pale skin and rejects the tanning trend. Used as a compliment to someone who embraces their pale skin and natural beauty. Implies that a person is more intelligent/interesting, as tanning can be associated with obsession over appearance and thus a lower intellect.
No, I'd rather be pale and interesting.
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