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Pope Benedict XVI
known as Ratzinger
Did you saw that new pope? He looks like palpatine!!
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condition of the eyebags so severe that they resemble Emperor Palpatine's. Usually prevalant in the morning after a heavy night of drinking alcohol and not much sleep.
partyed hard last night woke up with a right pair of palpatines for breakfast!
A monotheistic religion in which Palpatine from Star Wars is the one and only god. Believers in Palpatinism tend to believe Palpatine is the real good guy and Rey could have taken his tile of the senate.
Revenge of the Sith is the Palpatinism equivalent of the bible.
Mounting a shock collar on a female partner and shocking her whilst stimulating her anus. The male partner also has to shout "It's treason then!" For effect.
Person: yeah I did the palpatine on my girlfriend yesterday
Person 2 : that's so shocking
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Emperor Palpatine, aka Huff, is the leader of the dark side of the force, aka the mormon church. He is lethal with a red lightsaber, but his devastating lightning is so powerful he doesn't even need it.
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Giving someone an Emperor Palpatine is similar to a Donkey Punch. During sexual intercourse you shoot them with a stun gun. Bonus points if you scream "UNLIMITED POWAAAAAH"
Hey Samer, I Emperor Palpatined your mother last night. It was electrifying! It's really put the spark back into our love life.
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Rey's real name but illegally changed her name to Rey Skywalker in that one scene at the end where she was talking to an old person with a 6 eyed camel. Rey then looked at the sun and noticed Palpatine standing there, concerned that her daughter is a dumbass.
Kylo Schmuck: Is that Rey Palpatine?
Old Ass Girl: No, that's Rey
Kylo Schmuck: Rey who?
Old Ass Girl: Rey s k y w a l k e r
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