Ass on a frying pan

1) A Person known for extremely critical behviour.
2) A Person that disses other people without a reason.

"Why are you being such an ass on a frying pan?"

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Sex on a Frying Pan

before having intercourse, you rub Bengay or Icyhot all over your body, so it feels like your having intercourse on a frying pan.

Betty wanted to try some kinky shit, so we had sex on a frying pan and the orgasm was orgasmic!

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fran frying pan

Always calling me homosexual which is false because im straight.

"fran frying pan is homosexual"

Mongolian frying pan

When a man hangs upside down from the ceiling by his testicles and spiderman kisses his dog

James: yo I totally Mongolian frying panned my dog last night. James mother: you are dissapointment

Dutch frying pan

To defecate directly on someone's face underneath the covers.

We had a long talk after I gave my sleeping girlfriend a surprise Dutch frying pan.

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frying pan face

A person who has a face that resembles a frying pan caused by being dropped on your face as a child.

Look at frying pan face over thar. Muthafucka looks like he was dropped on his face as a child.

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out of the frying pan and into the fire

Going from one bad situation into a worse one. Also used to define a choice as being less than optimal.

Boss: "If you don't want to work late tonight, you can always come in this weekend."

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