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Crazy Prep School that prepares the paragon knights for high school, where kids actually like to learn and get extra credit for insulting teachers in Shakespearean, and get free slurpees, paint the latin room, clone things, sell stuff, write on windows and make things explode. and rename everything with the prefix para
THE BEST SCHOOL EVER
When we made dry ice bombs for a science lab, and then made ice cream.
paracare, parabus, parahold, paraprison, parastress, parapressure, parafun parabus,
Paragon Prep is my favorite school, though it does not feel like a school, especially all the latin stories.
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See Paragon Security.
It is the condition of living in poverty but to the extreme. It is a special kind of poverty that you can only find while working for Paragon Security. The condition of being in Paragon poverty is having a full time job which you are working hard on long shifts, many being night shifts, while doing overtime constantly, and working weeks on end without any days off all at minimum wage, yet making somehow less than a Mc. Donald's employee.
Paragon Security: "Hey Mike you NEED to work tonight for a one hour shift. Don't worry we will pay you overtime."
Mike (Paragon Guard): "One hour? Are you crazy? I have just enough subway tickets to last me for the next week of work. I can't afford to come into work today! I'm living in Paragon poverty!"
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In RL you can give out paragon points as recognition for
A.) Acting like a bitch
B.) Caking
C.) Deciding to dip out on fun for responsibilities
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In the xbox 360 game mass effect, paragon points are given to the player after they:
A.) Act like a pussy
B.) Skip badass cinematic because they don't want to kill anyone
C.) Release a deadly acid spitting alien into the galaxy because they're fucking retarded
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Scott: "Hey Seb, you gonna party with us tonight?"
Seb: "Sorry guys I think I'm going to study for that chem exam tomorrow instead of drinking until i black out naked in the lawn"
Scott: "What a bitch"
Eric: "Two paragon points you pussy piece of shit!" (yelling at Seb)
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Jason: "Dude! MSI is playing in the city you should totally dip out on work and come with us!"
Fletcher: "Ah shit! I would, but I got work and the manager might be upset with me if I called in on such short of notice."
Jason: "...way to be a tool, paragon points lame ass"
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The antithesis to a Paragon of virtue
Well if among the democrats running for president in 2020 Tulsi Gabbard was my Paragon of virtue, my Paragon of emptiness for the same cohort would be pocahontas Warren
What Chris Cuomo certainly is not.
I don't know who you'd consider a paragon of virtue, but it's certainly not supposed to be Chris Cuomo.
To be the best of the best until death. If one is paragon, then they are the master of what they do, and nobody is going to pass them up, because everybody is a bitch compared to them. Therefore, paragon 'til death means to be a fucking G until you die. Popularized by Dragon Ball Z Abridged.
Goku: Hey look Vegeta, I'm you! Paragon til death!
Vegeta: You ruined it. You ruined it and I'm leaving.
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A sarcastic expression often used by management when referring to marginal employees.
Which paragons of rocket science do we have on the schedule today?
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