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a shitty all girls school in london, where there are mostly chavs and thots
often referred to as parli or phs
person 1: so what school do you go to now? csg?
person 2: nahh i go to parliament hill school
A situation where all the members of parliament have overtly large genitals. This has two implications. Firstly, the MPs are not able to procreate. Secondly, as an ego boost, making them feel superior to other (less well endowed) countries.
Just after the 2010 Australian Federal Election it was found that Australia had a hung parliament. The Australian public were not surprised that their parliament was full of over-sized man parts.
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A member of parliament that does not lie by default
Vote for a standing member of parliament – ‘scuse the pun.
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When a male adjusts his genitalia after his "member" (penis) slides out of his underwear through the gusset (briefs) or leg holes (boxer shorts)
Terminology
Hanging left :
. Voting New Labour
. Voting Labour
. Voting Miliband/The current leader of the Labour party
In the middle (inside the underwear)
. Parliament is in session
. The Liberal Democrats/ Lib-Dems are keeping the peace
. Clegg/leader of the Lib-Dems is in the office
. Parliament is organised
Hanging Right a.k.a:
. Voting Conservative
. Voting Tory
. Voting Cameron/The current leader of the Tory party
When the member/penis has been reinserted comfortably into the underwear/gusset of the underwear / the situation has been resolved:
. The ballots have counted
. The lib-dems/minority party have spoken
. Parliament is in session
A husband and wife are at home watching a movie when the husband fidgits, the wife notices the husband adjusting himself.
Wife: What are you doing?
husband: Rehanging parliament
Wife: What?
husband: I should be voting lib-dem, not labour
- Rehanging Parliament (uk)
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The upper house of parliament
Richard: Oi bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trying to ban the BBC.
James: right well bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trash.
Jeremy: *rolling Reliant Robin*.
When a guy takes his 2 fist going in and out of a girls ass and pussy but one goes in her ass then in her pussy one at a time and repeating it over and over
Bend over Bridgette in about to give you the parliament with my fist and you’re gonna love it
When a guy take both his fist and rams them into a girls pussy and ass like pistons on an engine.
When she’s totally in the mood she calls out for the parliament.