Random
Source Code
Random
A woman who is not especially attractive or accomplished or motivated, however, she feels she should have a husband who takes care of her, even though she does not contribute anything to the marriage. This feeling is based on an overwhelming sense of entitlement which has been instilled in her since birth by years participation awards and celebrations of mediocrity. More often present in millennials.
She can't cook, refuses to clean, and does not want to work to support the home; I don't know how, but he ended up with a participation trophy wife
26👍 8👎
n. 1. Not really good looking enough to be a trophy bride, but every bit as skanky."
It's not an honor just to be nominated. Get a new toupee and sell your '92 Miata. Thanks for playing.
10👍 3👎
Participation Trophy Discount
Noun: “A discount or special accommodation one expects and/or receives for being a member of a defined group.”
Examples include: (but not limited to) police, crossing guards, fire, military, seniors, ems, healthcare workers, pregnant women, or any other demographic whereby it is fashionable for an organization to virtue signal fawning over “heroes” or other “protected groups.”
1) Fast food employee: “that’s $3.49 sir.”
Patron: “did you apply my ‘first responders’ discount?’”
Fast food employee (to customer)“oh yes sir, that’s now $3.45. Have a great day.”
Fast food employee (to themself): “sure here’s your participation trophy discount 🙄🤦 ♂️“
2) Airline gate agent: “we’d like to start our boarding process by inviting all military personnel, let’s give ‘em a hand folks (makes spectacle)!!
Everyone else (including military personnel not wanting to participate in said spectacle): “geez it’s called a ‘job’ not a ‘participation trophy (discount)’ 🙄”
3) Girl in car: “The parking lot is full today.”
Friend in car: “Yeah some asshole parked in one of the 20 “expectant mother” spots.
4) Meal Team 6 guy: “what no ‘veterans’ parking for my big ass truck?!!! That’s bullshit; I need to speak to your manager!!”
5) Friend 1: “did you see that video on social media where a hippopotamus crushed a watermelon?”
Friend 2: “no I never got past all the healthcare hero vax ads 🙄”
a process wherein labourers and the management are synergistically involved in policy-making, decision-making and other similar managerial activities that have a direct bearing on the labourers.
Co-participation is a democratic process.
1👍 5👎
The act of having intercourse with a female without producing a child.
Common Methods:
1. Pulling it out
2. The pill
3. The shot
4. The patch
5. Rubbers
6. Diaphram
7. Sponge
8. Anal Sex
In family court...
Judge: "Sir, I am awarding $850.00 a month child support to your ex-wife"
Man: "I knew better than to have kids with this bitch! I should have used the Participation Without Procreation method"
Pickup Line:
"Hey baby, I'm not looking for a relationship, I would just like to participate without procreating!"
6👍 5👎
The woman that you settled on marrying because you thought that no one else would have you.
My participation trophy wife is much better-off for having left me.
12👍 5👎
Anyone that exist on subsidies alone or lives off others (spouse, parents, girlfriend etc), physically healthy and refuses to work. Also; NEP or Nep for short.
That Non-economic participant has no idea what a W-2 looks like.