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Woman and or Men you take home at the end of the night that no one wants.
I was so fucked up last night that I took home a Party Favor last night.
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The act of repeatedly ripping non- smelling farts to the delight of the crowd.
The crowd cheered as Billy ripped one party-favor after another.
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Condoms, so you don't actually have to say condoms, trust me, the ladies find it to be cute
I wanted to fuck, but we had to stop and go out to buy party favors.
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To perform a Portland party favor: At a pre-game party, hide in a room when everyone is leaving to go out for the night. Once the home is vacated, proceed to turn on music, continue drinking, and have fun while cleaning the entire place. Pick up all trash and recycling, scrub, dry, and put away every glass and dish, wipe every surface, organize furniture, etc. Leave the spotless place before its occupants return home. Never tell them that you did it.
"Last night when we got home from the club, our home was immaculate. It was trashed from pre-gaming when we left. Someone must have treated us to a Portland party favor, but I can't figure out who."
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Whenever someone motorboats a drunken man's penis.
I can't believe that hot chick gave Dave an Irish party favor last night.
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A girl who gets off on being passed around like a toy at parties.
It’s too bad he doesn’t know his fiancé is a Party Favor Girl, but just wait until the bachelorette party!
The horrifically stupid act of ASSUMING that the white powder on the floor is spilled COCAINE from the night before; then tenaciously SNORTING it off the ground with a 3" straw the next morning; an idiotic effort to beckon the energy to clean up an abandoned party mess left at your house; Only to quickly and painfully realize it was NOT COCAINE, but was DEFINITELY old, dried, dog urine soaked potpourri scented CARPET REFRESHING POWDER from who knows when.
So, I only ever got duped by a Reverse Party Favor ONCE, and will never, EVER, snort ANYTHING off of the ground without tasting it first.