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The Christian version of the suicide bomb, i.e. Taking a dump on someone's titties and wiping it off with pages of the Bible
do you really need one? oh screw using the word Pat Robertson in a sentence!
I gave someone a Pat Robertson.
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An embarrassment to conservative Christians everywhere.
Robertson is constantly firing off inflammatory statements, overdramatizing revelant issues and making up others. His abrasive attitude towards sinners drives further away from Christ and further towards damnation. Plus, he advocates a twisted theology that tells Christians they should take over the world and oppress nonbelievers. Jesus never advocated that.
The worst part of Robertson's teachings is the way the secular Left uses them to present a carictured pictured of evangelicals. The American people are scared into hating evangelicalism and supporting secularism, and the Left maintains its stranglehold on American culture.
Who are you?
I'm an evangelical.
So that means you're like Pat Robertson?
HECK NO!!
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The host of The 700 Club. He ran for president in 1988 and is anti-gay but somehow supportive of transgender people and always blames troubled marriages on women. Pat has diamond mines in Africa and scams old people out of money. His show is on the Christian Broadcasting Network.
His show is called The 700 Club because he is 700 years old.
Mitch: have you ever heard of Pat Robertson?
Harry: that old guy? shit I forgot he is alive.
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I just enjoyed Pat Robertson for the first time yesterday and I had a huge orgasm.
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Reverend, former Republican Party Presidental candidate, 700 Club host. Speaks That the Bible is the Truth which is correct. TV Host at CBN. A guy who isn't perfect but is closer than many of you on UD.
Pat Robertson is cool.
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