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When you kill a girl, take out here eye-ball, poop in her eye socket, and then fuck her eye socket.
"Dude I just accidentally killed this chick, what should I do?"
"Let's Jefferson Eye-Patch her and then bury her."
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When a person wears a used maxi pad as an eye patch.
I was at a party and woke up with a crimson eye patch.
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Derived from pearl necklaceA load of ejaculate shot on the face of a supine person that pools over only one eye. see also pearl monocle
After receiving the pearl eye patch, she was angry that I made pirate noises and didn't have any Visine.
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when you poke out a girls eye with your cock and shit in her mouth
man i gave her an eye patch sally and she smiley
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A type of sexy clothing favored by pirate fetishists. Similar to the robes and wizard hats of magician fetishists.
1stm8m1k3: I put on my little eye-patch underwear.
pir8Babe69: Oh, I like to play dress up.
1stm8m1k3: Me too baby.
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the act that has taken place when a man has exhausted his load onto his partners eye and surrounding face.
LUCY: "how was your date last night Diane?"
DIANE: "aww dude it was awesome, he gave me a whipped-cream-eye-patch!"
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you get tossed off spunk on her shin she looks down then you kick her in the eye so she gets a black eye like a eye patch
i gave my ex thee ol break up home made eye patch knocked her clean out
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