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Patchy the Pirate is a fictional character from the TV show ‘Spongebob Squarepants’, he is seen in various live action skits in different episodes, as well as in one Big Time Rush episode.
Marco: Who’s that weird pirate over there?
Polo: Oh, that’s patchy the pirate.
Marco: I see.
As ratchet as an oddly stenched girl who only owns fake knockoffs and tries to get with tall white guys can get.
Stop hanging around Lindsay, she's such a patchie.
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1. boobs that are made up of only baby fat, and possibly arm-pit fat.
Girls that have them usually tend to dress slutty because they think they have big boobs when in fact they dont.
2. Pre-teen Boobies
Guliver: Look at that pre-teen over there, Wilson, she's a hot mama.
Wilson: You mean the one sportin' that set of Fat Patchies??
Guliver: Uh, no, i meant that one with the real knockers behind the one with the Fat Patchies.
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It is that special art of jizzing on a old bald mans head and adding pubes as a wig
Gary and I had a patchy garden last night
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A muff of vaginal hair that looks as though it attempted to swallow a lawnmower, and lost.
Joe: How was Kathy last night?
Mark: Damn, she had one hell of a patchy pussy!
Joe: Did she down a 40 before she shaved?
Mark: Sure looked like the razer was on auto-pilot!
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When you shit on ur girls eye during intercouse then you cum in that same eye then step on her toe and make her say arr
Bro: how was last night with u and her
Me: It was alright, I let her meet patchy the pirate tho
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When a man blows his load on a girls top lip/just under her nose, and the jazz (jizz) pours down either side of her mouth.
Last night I gave Laura a patchy fu Manchu. That cum mustache can't be unseen.