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An Indian who has lived in America for the majority of their life but has still managed to maintain a terrible Indian accent. They frequently call people who annoy them "hoes" or "hoebag". They don't wear their heart on their sleeves but on their face, as demostrated by their vivid facial expressions.
"Hey, what did that Patel say to you?"
"That damn biznatch said, 'Ya hoe!' just because I asked if she straightened her hair"
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Someones who likes coconut oil and worship cows with his red dot on his forehead.
Did u see Patel in the patel ground
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The last name of the person your money goes to when you stay in a hotel or motel in the United States.
"Who owns this motel?"
"Mr. Patel"
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When you have a teacher who is a complete and utter bastard. Derived from the word dick head or Kunt, which both have the same meaning.
Boy 1: Ohh shit man, look who is our sub this lesson!
Boy 2: Fuck, its one of those dickhead teachers who think they are so smart. He was probably beaten as a child too :P
Boy 1: This gits such a Patelle!
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My last name. Formerly in India they were farmers and then tax collectors. In America they're doctors. Its the equivilent to white people and the last name Smith.
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The best type of Hindu Indian that exist. Anyone who disagrees is unfortunate not to be one, or is hating cause they cant be good as one. Usually in America own major businesses (Gas Stations, Hotels, Grocery Stores, etc)or if smart- become doctors. The pimpest indians and layed back outgoing tpye(most cases). Smart in common thinking and get ahead of the rest. Also a very common last name equivilent to the commoness pf "smith"
white dude:Whos that rich fuck driven the Bently
indian guy: oh, thats thats pimp daddy Patelll!!
non-patel indian dude: ohh he thinkssz hes-sa all thaughtt..but he-sa nott- im hatingg dauwgg
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short-hand for the incredible store "Patel Brothers" which showcases free mango juices on Tuesdays.
*Do not go into the back...
Man, did you see that crazy half-price sale at Patel Brothers?
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