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To wait, no action or movement.
Q: Hey, what's going on with your promotion?
A: I don't know, I'm in a holding patern.
A father (or mother: see maternal-paparazzi) that always takes photos or movies of his kids no matter what they are doing.
That father is always taking pictures of his kids at the park like he is a member of the paternal-paparazzi.
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To children with the same gender and who the same birthday P.S the are really rare!
Hey you see those girls over there
Ya why?
There paternal twins
Two or more men who appeared on the Maury Povich show and were tested for the paternity of the same child.
"Ever since we was both tested for being Shaniqua's baby daddy on dat Maury show, we Paternity Brothers, fam"
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A software design problem where user decisions subordinate to defaults selected by the architect. Oftentimes, the user is thought to be too incompetent or stupid to use the software but truthfully, there is a lack of interest in allowing the program to be flexible.
Compare to droolproof paper -which is the case when something is designed so dumbed down that it adversely affects the functionality.
Apple products are terrible in general because they suffer from software paternalism.
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A beard that is allowed to grow without trimming during paternity leave.
Your baby smells like shit, and so does that paternity leard.
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Paternal Velocity
n.
The speed of sperm, semen or ejaculate as it comes out of the phallus or penis. This speed is usually 31 mph on average. Reaching terminal velocity is also known as cumming.
See also: Dad Speed
"Last night I finally reached paternal velocity, now she has a broken jaw."
"Dude I got a ticket last night for reaching Paternal Velocity in a residential"