Someone who constantly simps and falls asleep in their friends chair and enjoys multiple animals on top of him.
Person: hey what happened last night?
Me: oh some guy came round and did a dirty patryk
Person: oh how did that go?
Me: he had so many animals on top of him he seemed to be enjoying himself.
A beautiful Polish man, blue eyes and a smile that lights up any room :)
He's cute as fuck because he be so gentle and humble and awkward and shy, makes you wanna hold him close.
You are one of the chosen few lucky m'fukaz if you can receive Patryk's lovin.
Aww how Patryk Porebski of you.
A beautiful Polish man, blue eyes and a smile that lights up any room :)
He's cute as fuck because he be so gentle and humble and awkward and shy, makes you wanna hold him close.
You are one of the chosen few lucky m'fukaz if you can receive Patryk's lovin.
Aww how Patryk Porebski of you.
girl: simply a fuckboi
boy: what??!!! *comits shelf*
girl: and a reject
this is so sexy can we kill the polish
Hes batman harvey specter and shane walsh in one some say he fucks girls till they bleed
I want patryk kwietniewski to penetrate my vagina