Paula Abdul

someone who needs to put on some real clothes and stops thinking shes 21...shes not!

she paula abdul shouldnt be on american idol...that WHORE! :-P

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paula abdul

The act of sticking one's manhood into the ear canal of another. Sexual intercourse within the ear may result.

X: "You gonna Paula Abdul your girlfriend tonight?"

Y: "Nah, she's got an ear infection, maybe tomorrow night when her ear's better."

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paula abdul

bulimic queen who lied about being in a plane crash and is addicted to opioids and benzos. she's also an alcoholic

paula abdul's last hit was in 1991 and she tanked.

whitney houston: now one thing, paula abdul ain't shit. paula abdul ain't SHIT.
her mom: whitney... now why you say that?
whitney houston: mommy that girl is singing OFF-KEY ON THE RECORD.
her mom: yeah, but the people are buying it right?
whitney houston: cuz she got a ... s--... image. that we all know really ain't true.

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