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Supercute character in Juno played by Michael Cera.
Wears extremely short bright yellow track shorts.
Eats hot pockets for breakfast.
Loves orange tic-tacs. Because you can never get enough of your favorite one calorie breath mint.
Mr. MacGuff: Who's the father?
Juno: Paulie Bleeker.
Mr. MacGuff: I didn't know he had it in him.
Leah: I know, right?!?
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A guido from Johnston RI that is currently on the Jersey Shore. He is a popular DJ on the circuit. A fist pumping dope. It takes a gallon of hair spray to keep his hair up. Should have skin cancer in about 5 years from all the tanning he does. Has no idea how retarded he comes off on TV. His 15 minutes are almost up.
Paulie D and Mike love to call ugly girls " grenades".
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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's during elementary, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.
RIP Paulie Carbone
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Someone who posts on an internet forum a topic that has already been posted by someone else on the same forum and room at an earlier time.
Also known as a repost.
Associated with reposted videos, pictures and news articles that have been posted before. Subsequent topic posts with the word "Paulie" or "Paulie Post" Ususally initiated by "post whores"
The guy on Jersey Shore who always says OH YEAH.
Pauly D: OH YEAH CHAMPAGNE YEAH
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Comedian who's career sky rocketed when it became apparent to MTV that weasel noises are what make teenagers laugh the most during the 90's.
Pauly Shore:Hey Buddddyyy!
MTV excutive:He's like picaso but retarted!
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When you eat tic tacs right out of the container like Paulie Bleeker from the movie Juno.
"I just Paulie Bleekered too many minty tic tacs, but I dont wanna spit them out and waste them."