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The drop of semen at the end of your penis when a girl squeezes it up to the top after you ejaculate.
I thought she was finished, but she squeezed up the pearl to finish me off.
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A cretinously discriptive book by John Steinbeck used to torture Middle School children who have to read it. The pain and confusion it causes is often compared to a vise grip on one's family jewels.
The teacher busted the students' balls by making them read the pearl.
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A girl who will complete your life. She may get hurt really easy, but she hides her emotions behind a great smile. If you break that smile, I promise you will regret it because she is the sweetest girl you'll ever meet. People often mistaken her as a a bitch base on her looks, but she is the total opposite of that. She can be loud and crazy but quiet and shy to the ones she feels uncomfortable with. She can be clumsy in the head but she's super smart academically.
If you're friends with a Pearl: Going out for dinner but forgot your wallet? Don't worry because she got you and she doesn't expect you to pay her back. Going through tough situations? She will go through it with you, even if she's in one herself. She's never selfish, even if she tries to be, she'll eventually feel guilty. She'll put happiness if your life before hers.
Dating a Pearl: KEEP HER. STAY WITH HER. TRUST ME. She does the most sweetest things for her boyfriend. She'll do anything to stay strong in a relationship. She can be sexy only for you and no one else. She is loyal and faithful. Every guy wants to be with her. So don't lose her, she's one of a kind.
There's only a few Pearls in the world. If you have a Pearl in your life, keep her. I guarantee she'll make you happy.
human 1: Hey have you met Pearl?
human 2: Yeah, she's my friend.
human 1: NO WAY, finding a friend like her must be hard
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When you roll a Blunt to perfection
That thing pearledmy guy, shit bussin
describes only the best rolled blunts. You know wen you're looking at a pearled L when thats the best way you know how to describe it. A pearl L burns slow, doesn't run, doesn't go out, and gets you h as a bird.
- yo if i let you roll this blunt it better be as nice as it was last time
-- yo dont worry mah nigga you know i pearl blunts erryday.
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