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peef

a pussy with teeth or piss stained teeth

"oh did you see sharahm wakass temoris peef today"
"yeah he stinks and has no pals"

by Tommy Gordon November 26, 2021


peef

Any fur or hair expelled from a mammal onto a shirt, commonly dark in color.

That cat just peefed on me!

by mengis August 31, 2006

17πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Peefing

The act of inserting a straw into your penis, and blowing air into it, which makes a queef-like sound when β€œexhaled.”

Damn bro last night me and Shawn had a peefing competition, and his was waaay louder than mine.

by Probablynothitler December 31, 2019

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Peef

Peef, see also peefed or peefing. A term used to describe one or more individuals smart whitty comebacks/insults, or just plain win. Known as a peef.

Steve- Man these clothes are dirty.
Chris- Not as dirty as your mum!

Jessie- Oh my steve you just got peefed!!

OR

Dude, I've got so many kills on COD today, totally peefing!

by BertieDastard April 6, 2011

9πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Peefing

if a woman still wants to have sex even if the man is too tired, the man will then poop, but not letting the poop completely leave his butthole, the girl then puts a condom on the poop, and fucks the condomed poop.

Bill was too tired to have sex after hours of fucking his girlfriend so he quenched his girl's sexual needs by peefing her.

by big nigga nigga nigga March 10, 2011

7πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Peef

Shorthand for a "pee-fart", a peef is a fart that sneaks out when you go pee. While many will restrain their public urination to avoid embarrassment, painfully reducing their stream to a mere trickle, embracing the peef and letting it rip will result in a much better flow and an all-around more enjoyable experience. When executed properly, a peef will be accompanied by a lazy, droopy smile.

Before the duel of his life, D'Artagnan placed his sword against a tree, turned his back to the crowd, and untied his drawstring. The crowd stood by, at first hearing a only trickle, before D'Artagnag released his signature battle cry - the proud trumpet of a peef echoing through the woods. Some later claimed the smell of death in the air overpowered them that day, while others said it was a vast improvement over whatever D'Artagnan had had for dinner the night before.

by Peef-for-Peace August 18, 2020

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


peef

A male queef. Usually a squeeky noise. Formed from air trapped within the urethra.

Yo nigga I heard Francis peefed in Lori's mouth. It was so nonhanus.

by Chris porfido July 19, 2008

11πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž